Attempted Murder Crow Card – Funny Bird Pun Greeting Card

Three crows gather in quiet conspiracy—heads tilted, feathers inked in careful detail—forming what can only be described as an attempted murder. A little dark, a little clever, and just the right amount of wit, this card brings a playful twist to a classic collective noun.

Illustrated by hand in pen and ink in my Pennsylvania studio, this design leans into the expressive character of these intelligent birds. Each line is drawn with intention, capturing both their curiosity and their quiet mischief. It’s a piece that feels at home between natural history sketch and tongue-in-cheek storytelling.

Printed on FSC-certified, acid-free paper for long-lasting color, this card offers a memorable way to send a note—whether humorous, thoughtful, or just a little unexpected.

✨ Card Details:

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
• Interior: Blank for your own message
• Paper: FSC-certified, acid-free cardstock
• Printing: High-quality for crisp pen & ink detail
• Envelope: Includes white, kraft, or seasonal option
• Origin: Original hand-drawn illustration (pen & ink)

🌿 Perfect For:

• Bird lovers & corvid enthusiasts
• Fans of wordplay and subtle humor
• Literary, nature-inspired gifting
• Everyday notes with personality

A strong conversation-starting design that performs well in bookstores, museum shops, and gift stores with a literary or nature focus. Humor + bird themes create broad appeal, and the monochrome pen-and-ink style pairs easily with a wide range of displays.