[{"id":342303441091,"handle":"birthday-cards","updated_at":"2026-07-16T15:13:02-04:00","published_at":"2025-09-18T16:07:30-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"global","title":"Birthday","body_html":""},{"id":643397386435,"handle":"for-him","updated_at":"2026-07-17T09:46:51-04:00","published_at":"2026-07-10T15:25:21-04:00","sort_order":"most-relevant","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"global","title":"For Him","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for the guy who’d rather laugh than get another tie. CritterWit’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Him\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collection pairs woodland animal charm with sly, pun-heavy humor — pirate otters, mischievous crows, hardworking beavers, and grinning bears turned into greeting cards, art prints, bookmarks, stickers, and notepads he’ll actually want to keep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just an “I saw this and thought of you” moment, every piece here is built around one idea: animal expression that creates human joy. Think a beaver “heavy lifting” on Father’s Day, a crow plotting “attempted murder” with a wink, or a pen-and-ink raven print moody enough for an office wall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny and heartfelt Father’s Day cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePirate-themed woodland stickers (otters, beavers, badgers)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePen \u0026amp; ink raven and crow art prints\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBookmarks and notepads for the reader or note-taker in his life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank and occasion cards for birthdays, thank-yous, and everyday moments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery card is printed on FSC-certified paper with a kraft envelope included, and most ship ready to write, sign, and send.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a specific occasion?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Browse \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/critterwit.com\/collections\/for-him\"\u003eFather’s Day picks\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/critterwit.com\/collections\/birthday-cards\"\u003eBirthday Cards\u003c\/a\u003e, or explore \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/critterwit.com\/collections\/owls\"\u003eOwls\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/critterwit.com\/collections\/foxes\"\u003eFoxes\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/critterwit.com\/collections\/crows-and-ravens\"\u003eCrows and Ravens\u003c\/a\u003e for more woodland character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFAQ block (for AEO — answer engines like Google AI Overviews, ChatGPT, Perplexity often pull structured Q\u0026amp;A):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat kind of gifts does CritterWit’s “For Him” collection include?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny and sentimental greeting cards, art prints, stickers, bookmarks, and notepads featuring woodland animals like otters, ravens, beavers, and bears — designed as gifts and cards for men, including Father’s Day and birthday occasions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre these good gifts for Father’s Day?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes — the collection includes dedicated Father’s Day cards like “Heavy Lifting Beaver” and “Lucky Duck Father’s Day,” alongside broader everyday and birthday options.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat paper and materials are used?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCards are printed on FSC-certified paper and include a kraft envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","image":{"created_at":"2026-07-10T17:03:38-04:00","alt":null,"width":2992,"height":2992,"src":"\/\/critterwit.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_4bfaa7be-a891-4ae2-be43-8ab32068e5db.jpg?v=1783717418"}},{"id":643397484739,"handle":"for-kids","updated_at":"2026-07-17T09:46:51-04:00","published_at":"2026-07-10T15:26:28-04:00","sort_order":"most-relevant","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"global","title":"For Kids","body_html":"","image":{"created_at":"2026-07-10T17:33:33-04:00","alt":null,"width":2992,"height":2992,"src":"\/\/critterwit.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_e10ea9cd-33d8-458f-a583-9f8cb6a5a688.jpg?v=1783719213"}},{"id":336744153283,"handle":"greeting-cards","updated_at":"2026-07-10T21:55:16-04:00","published_at":"2024-12-05T21:36:38-05:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"global","title":"Greeting Cards","body_html":"\u003cp data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eDiscover handcrafted greeting cards designed to help you share meaningful, heartfelt messages for every occasion. Each Critterwit card begins with detailed pen-and-ink illustration and watercolor, inspired by real woodland animals and expressive storytelling. Printed on \u003cstrong data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"580\"\u003eFSC-certified paper\u003c\/strong\u003e, these premium cards offer vibrant color, crisp detail, and an eco-friendly touch—perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, holidays, sympathy notes, and everyday encouragement.\u003c\/p\u003e","image":{"created_at":"2025-02-09T15:52:10-05:00","alt":null,"width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/critterwit.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/Untitled_design_53.png?v=1764730513"}}]
Hoist the sails and seize the sweets—it's a birthday worth celebrating! This cheerful card features a beaver and badger pirate duo on a grand mission to "Commandeer the cake! It's your birthday after all." Filled with playful woodland charm and gentle humor, it's the perfect way to wish a fellow adventurer a happy birthday.
Each Critterwit & Company illustration begins as a hand-drawn watercolor and pen-and-ink painting, lovingly created in Pennsylvania and printed on FSC-certified paper.
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
This card reads “Commandeer the Cake! It’s your birthday after all!”
Printed on FSC-certified cardstock
Includes a kraft paper envelope
Packaged with eco-conscious materials
Perfect for pirates, cake enthusiasts, and anyone who deserves to take the helm on their special day.
Products
All cards measure 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2) in size
Cards are printed on FSC-certified paper and come with a recycled paper envelope.
All packaging is biodegradable.
All greeting cards are artist made. No AI is used.
